mexican butt 

a butt that is extremely flat.

ew look how flat that girl's butt is! She has a total mexican butt

mexican butt by fg46fgjh October 16, 2008

mexican dung 

poop in backyard of most mexican houses ( casa )

governator is trying to figure out how to push mexican dung back south of the boarder and still remain governator!

mexican dung by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.

Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.

Mexican Wedding Cookie by mouth00 January 12, 2009

Mexican style 

A sexual act wherein the male participant mounts the female from behind while wearing a sombrero, firing a pistol into the air, occasionally swigging from a half-full bottle of tequila, and yelling "Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! Ah-haaaaaaa!" at the top of his lungs.

Danny: Dude, I got thrown out of my house last night.
Joe: What happened?
Danny: My wife caught me doing the neighbor Mexican style. I thought we were being quiet enough to avoid getting caught.
Joe: Maybe next time you should try rabbit style, Grasshopper!

Mexican style by Tracer Tee September 9, 2010

Mexican jumping beans 

Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.

Guy 1: Hey what are those?
Guy 2: They are mexican jumping beans
Guy 1: EPIC!

Mexican jumping beans by Jzell September 15, 2010

Mexican Milkshake 

A Mexican Milkshake is when you blow your load in a woman's anus and then stick a straw in her butthole and drink the sweet nectar inside.

Juan was thirsty, but his girlfriend quenched his thirst with a Mexican Milkshake.

Mexican Milkshake by The Loge August 3, 2006

Mexican shower 

(n) To apply liberal amounts of deodorant and/or perfume to mask body odor when actually showering is impossible, undesirable or too time consuming.
See Italian shower.

"Just take a Mexican shower and come over, we're running late."

I've taken many a Mexican shower during international flights- 9 hours on a plane, stanky!

Mexican shower by 83 July 7, 2006