devious lick

When you score an absolutely naughty prize by stealing. The bigger or more funny the item you swiped is, the more devious the lick. Stealing for possession of an item is not a devious lick.

You stole a soap dispenser from school? That's a devious lick my guy.

Similar to: " I just copped this sick soap dispenser"

by Monkey. September 17, 2021

devious lick

A stupid TikTok "trend", where teenage children will steal items from a public workplace or school enviorment, like soap dispensers, urinals or sometimes even entire toilets, and call it a "devious lick", or at sometimes a "diabolical lick" or "despicable lick" and so on. It comes from lick meaning theft and devious meaning to be sneaky.

Some TikTok Teenager: Only 1 week into school and I hit this absolutely devious lick 😈😈

by Sparrow.3131 September 22, 2021

Devious lick

When you steal something of great value

Just hit a devious lick

by Butt lick 2 September 11, 2021

lick dick day

January 24th is international lick dick day, so better get yo mouth on that garden hose

bitch succ my dick because its lick dick day

by nfds;lfjl October 15, 2019

lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 22, 2022

Lick the Dorito

When you're not hungry but you want to taste of a certain food at that moment.

Damn those fries smell good, I wanna lick the dorito rn .

by dave's egg December 08, 2023

Licking fuzz

The act of eating a females vagina when it has been unshaven for at least 2 weeks.

I hate licking fuzz

by Frozen Bob December 12, 2017