leftpenis

left penis means when your penis is facing towards the left you cant help but cum on your stepmother aka Bridgette b when that happens you die a incredibly painful death to the point that getting stabbed or having birth does not amount to the amount of pain

goodbye friends i am having a leftpenis

by bigjuicynutsyummy October 4, 2020

chocolate leftovers

when you flush the toilet after pooping, and there are streaks of poop stuck to the toilet bowl.

Bruh how many times do i gotta tell you flush twice cuz im tired of you chocolate leftovers!

by Gandhi Ji March 15, 2014

Holiday Leftovers

When at first a person seems like they're warming up to you or things are heating up, and then they turn cold; similar to heating up a plate of holiday leftovers where the first bite is hot and then the second bite is cold.

Tom: "Hey man, how's it going with Mary?"
Nick: " She pulled a holiday leftovers on me."

by _Well_Informed_ July 5, 2017

rachelberrys.lefttoenail

Rachelberrys.lefttoenail is the one and only mike chang, i can never ever tell them apart, our dance king/queen🕺💃

Rachelberrys.lefttoenail is a good mutual

by getawaycar.tv🥺 June 24, 2021

anonymous office leftover miser

Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.

guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"

guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"

by NickyLags October 17, 2010

Mashing the Leftovers

Messy anal sex with a partner with a full, non-evacuated bowel.

I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.

She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Socialist Radical Leftists

What cheetoes call what we normal people call democrats.

Why can't Donny just say "Democrat" like a normal person and stop with the "Socialist Radical Leftists"?

by Yeet_The_Rich_123 October 18, 2020