January 7

anyone born on january 7 is the coolest mf alive. they also have to date someone born on september 8.

even though their grades suck everyone loves them and they are super hot

person 1: Did you see Josh today?
person 2: yeah he was so cool
person 1: he also gets to date that one baddie born on sep 8
person 2: oh yeah hes so lucky i wish i was as cool as him
person 1: I wish I was born on January 7

by professional racist123 December 5, 2023

4 January

The person who was born on this day is my Husband, and he is a very nerdy nerd.

He sucks balls, and he is very mean to his wife :,(

Wow you are so rude, and you suck balls. You must be born on the 4 January.

by Ashdemos December 16, 2023

January 15th

International femboy appreciation day

"Hey are you ready for january 15th?"
"What is January 15th?"
"It's international femboy appreciation day"

by TheUrbanBaguette December 15, 2022

Debty January

When you're broke or in debt in January, especially after making bad money decisions in December.

After a detty December, the family now has to experience a debty January.

by Tryyah December 20, 2022

No jizz January/June/july

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)

I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July

by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022

January 1st

National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day

‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’

by pettyshit.com January 1, 2023

january 2

national give a girl your hoodie day

girl: give me your hoodie
guy: why
girl: it’s january 2
guy: oh fuck

by kfreehill January 1, 2023