Pig wiggling

The rythmic repetitive movement performed by fat bastards.
Otherwise known as dancing.

Lets go clubbing with the chubby chasers and do a bit of pig wiggling.

by Mike__ Hunt November 8, 2010

defrock the pig

Stripping an overweight clergyman of his ordained duties

The pope told his right hand bishop, we really need to defrock the pig when portly friar comes back from vacation.

by Thorette July 22, 2016

pig and tickle

When you're doing it doggy style, you reach over her head and stick your fingers up her nose, giving her a pig snout. To complete the move, insert you middle finger into her anus and twist it like a tail. The resulting squeal completes the pig and tickle.

I really love to do the pig and tickle

by Tinder box August 22, 2017

Pig snout

(Рожа и хария in Russian): an offensive term for a person's mug or mugshot

Why is Michael Avenatti's pig snout everywhere these days on tv?

by Sexydimma February 19, 2022

Peppa Pig

A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a war between the pigs and the humans. The human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However one gloomy day, the sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!

“So what’s in our Baconator Bacon deluxe burger?” asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
“Two flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!” Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!

by Iminyourattic123 January 30, 2020

Detty pig

A phrase used to describe anyone who is unsanitary or a dumbass or an asshole in general. Particularly for people who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet.

Eric Effiong: "wash your hands you detty pig"

a cappella kid: "i wasn't pooing! i was crying."

by Diana The Filthy Pea Tooth July 7, 2021

Peppa pig

A cocky ass bitch who thinks she owns the place and is a right bitch to her mates. Year 9s are a bit like peppa but nobody cares because peppa is goals

Ffs mate your proper like peppa pig innit fam bare jks

by Human 392827373619 October 15, 2019