June 1

The day Captain Jack Sparrow aka Johnny Depp won his case against ‘my dog stepped on a bee’ Amber Turd

Ben : it’s JUNE 1!
Bob : so ? Is it someone’s birthday ?
Ben: yes my dumb stupid fat fuck friend it is . Today is the birthday of the day Johnny Depp won against that wannabe actor Amber Turd

Bob : ……

by Whatname June 2, 2022

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June 24th

International whore, hoe, slut day.

-“Hey, Happy June 24th!”
-“Thank you, want to have some fun?”

by iluvhotmommymoms June 23, 2022

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June 12th

Kiss your boyfriend every minute day!

June 12th

Kissy time

by yourmumisfitasf June 9, 2021

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June 15

If you are born on June 15 you smell like farts and and your breath smells like moldy cheese

Dude 1: holy shit dude you smell like farts
Dude 2: I was born on June 15 🥲

by ButtfUckmaggIe November 26, 2022

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June 4th

This day doesn’t really exist. This day is fake. This is a lie. There was never really a June 4th, it’s july 4th u idiots. Oh yea also this is national sniff rotten cantaloupes day. But it doesn’t exist so...

June 4th never was a day. It’s all a lie.

by nishinoyas.pinkie.toe October 19, 2020

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.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.

.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

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