dutch lawyer

The initial piece to collapse in an imminent domino effect sequence.

That '87 Pinto was the dutch lawyer int he 16 car pile-up on the 110.

by WalenskiWalenski May 21, 2018

Dutch bird

Proper filthy girls

-Have you ever done it with a dutch bird?

-Yeah, I fingered one and she shit down my arm.

by chick bang boom April 18, 2018

Dutch Reach Around

When you give someone a reach around and they fart in your mouth at the same time.

Stephen got a mouth full of eggy gas when he gave Dick Tracey a Dutch Reach around

by Dutch Shola December 13, 2017

k.o. dutch

A fat Dutch Masters blunt. Usually smoked before bed, and will typically make you fall asleep fast. A.k.a "K"nocking you "O"ut. Usually smoked by G ass people

"Bro spark that K.O. Dutch so we can slump"
"Roll up a K.O. Dutch before we go to bed"

by OTF_300 December 17, 2017

Dutch and fuck

A Dutch and fuck is when a lame dude from Tinder/Bumble doesn’t have a job but still asks a chick out on a date then splits the check (“going Dutch”) because he’s broke and even after he has the chick pay he still tries to close the deal by asking to go back her place (presumably because he lives with his parents).

That date went terribly wrong, he left the check on the table until I offered to split it, then still asked if my roommates were home. He tried to pull a total Dutch and fuck.

by SL44 April 21, 2018

dutch maiden

large pillow,a body pillow

i slept with a dutch maiden last night .

by rat face gigo December 28, 2017

Double Dutch

One standard quarter ounce (7 grams) of Cannabis rolled into a blunt.

“I got eight poured in my double cup,
Quarter ounce in a blunt that’s a double Dutch”
- Lil Peep on the song ‘Doubled up’

by Jimmy Popper December 31, 2017