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James Logan High School 

Public school located in Union City, California. It is the largest in California, boasting an average of 3,000 students every year. It is located in a working class area, and it very, very diverse. Nationalities are evenly divided, and even though the statistics say that 40% of the school is Asian, half of that 40% is filipino. Culture is also pretty diverse. One walk around the big campus and you will year at least 4 languages, such as punjabi, spanish, vietnamesen, chinese, etc.

The school is an alright school. If your feet can take the walking, then you're in for the joy of your life. The school is not as ghetto as some people say it, is. There is however, the gangsters and stoners. As long as you avoid them, you'll be alright. Wearing the right clothes is not an issue at the school. Generally, people look down or get jealous at you if you're "rich". Hardly any one in Union City is from the upper class, so if you're labeled as "rich" it'll probably be because you live in a 2 story house.

The speech and debate team has been really successful in the past, with 5 state championships. The marching band has been dominant too, winning western marching band championships for nearly 10 straight years.

Overall, this is a good school. There's no tensions between races, no gang problems, and no dangers. If you choose the right path and right friends, you'll be alright. There' just too many things to explain this school, since it is so culturally and ethnically diverse.
"I go to Logan, home of the colts, and I'm proud of it. I'm not stuck up, have friends that are not just white, and I can cuss with the teacher and not get in trouble. James Logan High School"
-Jimmy the Colt
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Fairfield Warde High School

A great school in fairfield. a bit too many drugees. a lot of rich kids.
I go to Fairfield Warde High School where I maintain a 4.9 GPA and smoke pot and have 3 million dollars.
Fairfield Warde High School by Warde February 24, 2009

Pine City High School 

The high school of Pine City, Minnesota. It consists of asshole guys and super dramatic girls, and a few transvestites. Almost everyone is either on drugs, pills, alcohol, etc; also, most of them are hoes.

They even have a black kid and a few asians now.

The teachers are all pretty awesome, but none of the whiny children appreciate them at all.

Only drink out of the water fountain by the band room, or you'll have the herp before you know it.
Pine City High School is full of hoes and addicts, but they have an excellent speech team.

Fredericksburg High School 

FOOTBALL SUCKS
Volleyball = SKANKS
Cross Country- Lesbians
Cheerleaders- Drunk bitches
Band- Potheads? Sex? BOTH
Theatre- ERRYONE is a wannabe tryhard. But who knows about them? NO ONE
Basketball- Cleptomaniacs
Soccer- Pregnant "Tejanos"
Tennis- A humpy-loving sport
Track- Holy shit. We're good at this.
Administration- Basic middle school knowledge is a plus
NHS- 55 MIC's. Beat that
Counselors- This is why I live. I am INDEED her baby.
Fred Heads- WE ARE BETTER THAN THE CHEERLEADERS.

AT this school, we have a weird way of placing AC units on TOP of the building. Our colors are red and white, but as you pass this establishment of "learning" you will see a beautiful green trim all the way around the structure. The AG program places large signs randomly around campus. As you gaze upon the front of the glorious campus you will see many "Tejano" people. A third of them are pregnant, very few of them know it yet. During lunch you will see many of the "Tejanos" have migrated and brought along chili powder candies.

Do you like sitting in the back of class? Do you enjoy the comfort of a nice bathroom stall? Are you a coke-head? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you could be addicted to cocaine.

Can you piss off the side of a truck? Do you enjoy tailgate beerpong? Do you trade sex for beer? Do you drive a F-350 Powerstroke Diesel with an 8-inch lift? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, come enjoy a nice pasture party.
Example 1:
Hot Guy: Where do you go to school?

Average-looking, B+ getting, small breasted, blonde-bimbo: Fredericksburg High School! *baaahh*

*Man runs off violently puking*

Example 2:
Random school: Who the fuck is that?

Tivy: Those are the goat-pokers.

Random school: Oohhhhhhhh...that explains alot.

Example 3:

*hot steamy sex comes to an end*
Man: So where did you graduate high school?

Woman: Fredericksburg High School.

Man: *picks-up phone, calls health clinic* Excuse me, i'd like to get checked for STDs..

bellevue high school

I have two cars my BMW for everyday and my porsche for the weekends.

Where do you go to school?

Bellevue High School
bellevue high school by h8r12345678 November 28, 2009

Williamsville East High School 

A high school in the Williamsville Central School District, near Buffalo, in New York.
East is unique in the fact that due to a mistake in the construction of the school, the building lacks any walls, so the classrooms are divied up by cabinets, shower curtains, or stacks of random objects. Sound carries throughout floors. However, most students and teachers agree that it has little impact on how the school runs.

Kids that go here are often well-off and have rich parents, and are mostly white and Asian. The school has a phenomenal music program that draws some students to transfer from North or South to go here.
Another trait of East is the amount of stoners at the school. It's just plain huge. Also, white kids here like to act tough and dress like douchebags and wiggers. For example, "DBlock," a "gang" at the school that claims that wearing green hoodies are their uniform.

East is not particularly big on or known for its sports, but rather for its music program.
Kid A: Hey, where do you go to school?
Kid B: I go to Williamsville East High school.
Kid A: Oh, what's it like?
Kid B: I can't stand some of the kids here, but i'm really into music so it evens out.

madison high school 

madison high is a place where you can get stoned in the parking lot, drunk in the halls, or do lines in the bathroom. freshman are mostly annoying little pricks, but there are a few rare normal ones. the sophomores dont know their place just yet but the seniors are fast to teach it to them. any senior can get head from any sophomore girl just by learning their name. juniors are the bigger stoners, smokin as much as possible, before during and after school. seniors are the all out partyers, drinking, smoking, trippin out, anything they can find. they own the school.
senior: lets go toke in my van.
sophomore: word
madison high school by new kid April 28, 2005