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GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW

A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.
I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
by L892 March 8, 2025
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Give him a good paling

Bob: That bloke just tried to on with my missus
Steve: Give him a good paling for it
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National Give a Girl a Hoodie Day

National Give a Girl a Hoodie Day is January 14! So, guys, give a girl your hoodie to make them happy
Boy: “It’s national give a girl a hoodie day!”
Girl: “Yay! You made my day!”
by National Give a Girl a Hoodie January 14, 2021
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Give Me A George

The sexual value of one dollar.

Whatever a hooker will do for a one dollar bill.
He walked into a strip club, handed a dancer a one dollar bill, and said "Give me a George."
by bignick43 August 28, 2012
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give

1. (of a man) sanction the marriage of (his daughter) to someone.
2. consent to have sexual intercourse with (someone).
3. predict that (an activity, undertaking, or relationship) will last no longer than (a specified time).
4. tell what one knows.
5. concede defeat; surrender.
1. "he gave her marriage to an English noble"
2. "she gave herself to the king in order to obtain the pardon of her father"
3. "this is a place that will not improve with time—I give it three weeks"
4. "okay, give—what's that all about?"
5. I give!
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Never Gonna Give You Up

Never Gonna Give You Up is a song made by a gay guy in 1987. It is for some reason very popular and used to troll people online
“this link may help”
DAMMIT IT’S NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP”
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