the first to die at the end

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A book that will rip out your heart, along with Valentino’s.

Person one: “have you read The first to die at the end?”

Person two: “no I haven’t, should I?”

Person: “If you want to be screaming crying, then yes you should read the first to die at the end”

by Doopndoo December 31, 2023

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Balls First

(Of a man) The act of inserting one’s balls into another persons orifice, as opposed to the traditional method, ‘tip first.’

Dude, I went balls first in Patricia last night.

by setharooski January 9, 2024

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The First Guy to Own A Nightclub

The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.

Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

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If first you don't succeed, try, try again

When a bitch leaves you on seen, you keep on harassing her until she finally gives in.

Trey: "Man, Stacey left me on seen. What should I do?"

Tristan: "If first you don't succeed, try, try again."

by Private Schools February 10, 2024

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Jakona Forst

great kid and has a really great friend called Levi Meggison

Jakona forst is so great

by zdthbydvhryh November 15, 2023

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Samuel First

Samuel first is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He has ZERO spine and does anything to fit in. He has no moral values and will compromise his beliefs for a quick moment of validation. He is a certified glazer.

Oh he's a Samuel first?!??? Ewwwww

by Fsi slander May 21, 2024

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