You have to start with a boss who has no clue what he or she is asking for when giving you an assignment. Once this occurs, the fucking comes from responding with as much superfluous information as humanly possible. This can come in verbal, written, table, or chart form. It is best when all four are used at the same time. The pinnacle of satisfaction is when your boss, with a confused look, tells you it is exactly what he or she is looking for.
Today my boss asked me for some more useless information, so I am going to give her a data fucking that she will never forget...
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Get the Fuck Stain mug.The "ole deposit scam." The art of taking ones rental deposit monies for personal gain. A tactic used by landlords to keep deposit money, by making bogus claims. Common claims are not having the place "professionally cleaned" and reporting missing items (that were probably not in the place to start with)
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Get the Diu-fuck mug.The experience that occurs when someone demands a straight answer to what they think is an easy and direct question and you are unable to think straight because of a mixture of autistic sensory overload combined with OCD rules to make whatever you say both ‘right’ and ‘equal’, which ends up with you either talking slow or blanking out and the questioner ends up thinking you are dense, square, slow, and/or a retard or that you weren’t listening.
Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.
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