bartonian sizzle cracker

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily

"I love you bartonian sizzle cracker"

by oldtypingperson June 3, 2017

cracker

a small metal device used to open nitrous oxide cannisters into a balloon

joe: lad, where’s the cracker i need to do these last cannisters?
michael: just over there next to the remote

by Darren Gee January 1, 2021

dutch crackers

Long ass nails on your thumb used for cracking open a dutch.

During a smoke session, Peter forgot his blade, so he used his dutch crackers to gut that bitch.

by I’m pretty drunk right now January 19, 2019

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Cracker

A type of biscuit, Normally light and enjoyed with cheese and sometimes a type of meat or dip.

Yo Billy, You wanna come over to my place for some cheese and crackers?

by Half As Funny February 19, 2023

avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023

Oyster Cracker

Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center

Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum

Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.

by Kümloud January 9, 2021