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choded

Feet nearly as wide as long.
You have choded feet!
Wide and short.
by sunny57 September 3, 2009
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Choded

When you put a slinky on a chode so that it fits into a vagina without the chode falling out
Hey babe I trying to get choded
by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021
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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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gyan chode

A punjabi kid with a turban that's always high asf and has a unibrow. He also can't stop watching porn.
Jas is such a gyan chode because of his weed addiction
by SURREY22G May 9, 2019
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Chode

A penis which is larger in width than in length, often found on men with the name or Jonathon or jono.
Often these men named jono or Jonathon are named with the word chode after their full names.
E.g jono chode or did you see ‘Jonathon chodey the other night
by Cymrushagger September 18, 2018
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Chode

A dick that is wider than it is long.
Person: Why is his dick so fat??
Other Person: I bet he has a chode.
by Sxunken November 20, 2021
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