Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."

by seemymick January 9, 2017

Double Bagger

A woman who is so ugly that you have to put two bags over her head to have coitus with her, in case one of the bags falls off.

Hoyt picked up a double bagger at Roger's Roost right before the bar closed at two.

by Olaffffffvfrf May 14, 2017

Brown bagging

During intercourse male slaps balls against females asshole.

She loves it when he starts brown bagging her during sex.

by SiK June 5, 2017

Air bagging syndrome

The habit of taking action prematurely to protect ones feelings.

"Did you hear that she dumped her boyfriend?"
"Yeah but it's not her fault she has air bagging syndrome."

by Spicy orange gals July 13, 2017

jimbo baggins

A name given to A great, red headed step father who's name is really 'Jim' by his stepchild. All in loving fun, of course. :)

Hey mom! How are you and jimbo baggins?

by WiseOldGoat April 18, 2018

two bagger

rounding the bases with two people in a single 24 hour period. three = three bagger, four = four bagger, etc.

I managed to swing a two bagger today! Next goal, a three bagger!

by snags12 August 27, 2017

one-bagged

When you fit all your groceries in one bag.

I one-bagged all my groceries

by Cascas94 October 9, 2017