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Brandon

A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.
"Hey, did that guy just carve his girlfriends initial onto his hand!?"
"Yep, that's Brandon."
by men_hot. March 15, 2023
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Brandon

Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.
A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can
by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025
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Brandon is a faggot
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