dick-book

It's like a chick-book, but for guys. It is a very guy-ish book that has to do with a lot of guy stuff. It is something you will see most teenage guys reading.

Kyle: What are you reading?
Kayla: Boys R Us.
Kyle: Sounds like a chick-flick to me.
Kayla: No, a chick-flick is a movie.

Kyle: Then whats the book definition?
Kayla: I don't know, search it up.
Kyle: Got it! It's a chick flick in book form. Books thats usually attract girls aged 12-16.
Kayla: Thanks for sharing! So does that mean your reading a dick-book?

Kyle: A what?
Kayla: You know, it's like a chick-book but since your a guy, its a dick-book. It usually attracts boys aged 13-17

by spiderhaterrrr October 13, 2010

Pre-booked

When telling a story about an event in your life to a group or individual only to find out that they already knew about it because of Facebook.

I got pre-booked all day when I told people about the baby.

by Forstue Berek Ondwith November 26, 2010

Poon Booker

One who makes copious Facebook updates about his life in order to appease the poon, with limited success.

What a Poon Booker, if he think all those status updates are getting him any pussy, he's got another thing coming!

by F_loot April 14, 2011

Lollipop Book

A book that sucks

The other day in class I fell asleep while we were reading Hamlet, it is such a lollipop book

by Randomlifesaver May 10, 2011

Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.

"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"

by Luckiii November 5, 2011

Shadow Book

Retail: A catalogue of products containing their bar-codes for quick access at registers.

"Could I see your shadow book, please? I can't find the price for these wall plugs!"

by Gubs Mcgee December 27, 2011

Jackie Book

A book written for a mature audience. This type of book usually has sex scenes and other content that would be inappropriate for younger readers. This is a term used to cover up the fact you are reading a "naughty book".

A: This is such a great book!
B: What's it about?
A: Oh, you know, its a jackie book

by Scribbles888 January 11, 2012