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blow the shitter up

When you have to shit really bad. Can’t wait and need to find the nearest toilet.
Man I ate some bad food and gotta go Blow The Shitter Up…
by Boiler cracker February 5, 2022
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bar blow out

When you have to shit while you're in a dive bar and all the stalls are full so you shit all over the floor and make eye contact with a person walking in.
I walked in to see the bartender having a bar blow out.
by Tat2turtle September 27, 2021
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Blow n Glow

A blow n Glow is when a man blasts his love potion all over a dames face. Then simultaneously flips on a UV Black light to illuminate her polluted facial epidermis thus creating a luminous masterpiece.
There are black light parties but nothing beats a Blow n Glow, if ya know, ya know!
by 1020oct August 2, 2021
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Blowing up pipe

Damn bro, Cody is sucking so much dick he may as well be blowing up pipe
by Kimismyfavourite June 2, 2021
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Blow job

What women or men do (mostly women) to a man's penis by putting it in their mouth and sucking, rubbing with their hand, and rubbing the man's balls.
I came home from a very hard day at work and my boyfriend was sitting on the couch with romantic candles around the room. I knew exactly what he was in the mood for. I got on top of him and made out with him. Then I unbuttoned his shirt and kissed all the way down to his pant line, I undid his jeans and pulled down his pants revealing his tight boxers with his erect penis underneath. I pulled down his boxers and his penis sprung out. I gave him the best blow job he had ever had before. I had his dick in his mouth and my right hand on his shaft. My mouth was just past the head and I moved my toung around the tip and sucked lightly, with my right hand, I moved it slowly up and down and with my left hand I squeezed his balls lightly. I moved both of my hands and my mouth together, in rythem. I moved my mouth farther and moaned and he did too. I moved my mouth faster up and down and moaned again and he was almost going to cum. I went faster and faster and squeezed his balls in rythem and he cummed in my mouth, I swallowed it but didn't really enjoy it.
Later that night, I had the best orgasim ever and I think I will do that more often.
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Blowing mud

When your sitting on the jon and your bitch sucks off your dick for a $20 bag of cocaine
"I need my fix, give me a twenty." *Plop* "You know what you have to do bitch. Start BLOWING MUD HOE!"
by The Yetti May 16, 2006
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Jell-o Blow

Powder cocaine (blow) cut with flavored Jell-o drink crystals or other candy-flavored powder.
We need to cut some more Jell-o blow. We're making a killing on New York playgrounds.
by Jaban April 19, 2008
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