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Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a replacement for "Pretty Good"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's".

The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Ar! Cow and a Biscuit!
by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021
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Mexican Cucumber Biscuit

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.
What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.
by bigrichardcockisgay February 8, 2019
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Biscuit

Any type of Pistol
by 1Amerukhan August 14, 2022
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take a biscuit

Becoming a slang phrase for “take a shit” in South Africa.
I’m going to take a biscuit
by Stephzsz January 14, 2018
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England Biscuit Filling

Guy1 - let’s go to the UK

Guy2 - let’s give a girl the England Biscuit Filling

Guy1 - Bet
by a deaf guy March 3, 2022
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biscuit butterer

someone who pisses you off frequently and wont leave you alone

they normally bring their friends around you too
"god hunter is such a biscuit butterer, he wont stop kicking me!
by Catzey June 9, 2023
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monkey cheese biscuit

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love
"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"
by bollocks hunter November 21, 2021
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