lil band$

THE BEST FUCKING PRODUCER IN MICHIGAN!!!

John: Did you know lil band$ is the best producer in Michigan?
Lila: Of course I did!

by lil band$ December 26, 2023

Band

Clear up confusion.
1 Rack = $1000 or a G
10 Racks = $10,000 or 1 Band

Go to a bank withdraw $10,000 and it will have a Band labeled $10,000

I told that broke muth@fuk@ to run me a Band and we'll call it even. This fool only had a rack. That won't cover the down payment.

by MegaMike73 May 17, 2021

Cock-band

Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.

Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."

by SEPA Boy May 2, 2019

figjam band

A pathetic, inept lousy band, usually domiciled in a little hick town, who think they are just 'it' , but in fact are terrible, due to poor playing ability, and pissweak equipment such as a cheap bingo quality PA, cheap instruments, etc)

They think fuck im good Im a superstar but in reality its "fuck I dream Im good, wish I wasnt so pissweak and had some talent"

That band I saw at the Kin Kin pub was such a figjam band.

by talent xcout January 25, 2011

the Celtic trad band

A totally real band lol. Known for their hit single “Hornpipe” and nothing else. They are real. Sadly all 36 of them died in a train on tricycle accident in Finland in the 17th century so all records of their work have been lost and/or destroyed so don’t look for their work. You will NOT find anything bro

Me: name a song by a real artist
Knowledgeable dude: Hornpipe by the Celtic trad band‼️

by Joe_is_lovely15 February 9, 2024

guitar band wars hero

The game name that results from the indecision of whether to play rock band or guitar hero. they are really similar and can be used interchangeably.

Hey you guys wanna play guitar hero or rock band tonight?

I don't know man, let's just play guitar band wars hero.

Kool.

by bPlague7 March 28, 2012

rubber band

When a males penis is hard and pushed back and different directions and bounces back to it's original position

You sprang your rubber band in my face !

by car23 February 22, 2015