Asian bath

An Asian bath means an excruciatingly and sexually long bath in the shower.

Why is he taking so long in the bathroom?
He's having an Asian bath in there.

by hidden38 August 26, 2017

Asian

People who can not see or drive. These monsters eat cats and rice along with your dog

AHH FUCK AN ASIAN HES EATING MY DOG AND CAT AND STICKING HIS DICK IN THE RICE
*asian* in your rice ashole

by Racist guy February 7, 2022

skillful Asian hacking

Playing when you aren't supposed to but still playing a lit beat.

Tim is gone so no more skillful Asian hacking anymore.

by Drumline god May 27, 2017

Principal-Asian Theory

The economic theory that it Asians will eventually overcome all the racism and greed and establish world domination

Gotta learn about Principal-Asian theory today in economics class

by D Flawless May 16, 2021

Certified Asian

When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.

"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"

by Certified Asians March 19, 2022

asian timothy

This is for timothys that are asian trying to search up their name but all that comes up is some bullshit about a southern accent

omg you seached up timothy and your asian? nah you gotta seach up asian timothy

by Master117boss September 5, 2019

Asian Jerry with nice shoe

A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u

Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?

Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol

Asian jerry with nice shoe.

by Sex zozo February 25, 2019