In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
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Get the Acting like a granola bar mug.A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding
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Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”
Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”
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Denise: I don't go to church anymore. I don't really believe in Jesus and all that anymore...
Kim: You acting like a little devil worshipper now. You need to go to church, girl.
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