Ghost order

When you go to order take out, and you pretend that you’re ordering for yourself and others. But really, it’s all for you.

“Dude, I just did a ghost order”

Can I get an enchilada combo- for my wife, and I’ll get the chili con carne, and just the nachos
For my kids”. That’s all!

by Fecal-detective.1952 March 2, 2021

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Ghost Splat

You have anal with a girl and, after cumming in her ass, hold a piece of paper behind her butthole. When she farts out the cum, it becomes art and can be sold for millions

"Dude check out this sweet ghost splat I just bought!"
"Is that cum?"
"Right? This is art man!"

by broof September 5, 2014

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Ghost Loogie

When a male ejaculates into the females nostril

Dude I totally surprised that chick with a ghost loogie last night!

by AsslessChaps! July 5, 2010

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ghost nose

when you cum in a girls mouth and it comes out her nose

"I gave Christina a fucking ghost nose he other day and she freaked out"

by urafuckingweeaboo August 21, 2016

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When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.

Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!

by The 2nd funniest guy in panama October 26, 2011

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