Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.
by Saravanan599 August 20, 2019
Get the hit the turtle on the headmug. by luluboogy June 16, 2018
Get the skin turtlemug. by bbyeater October 11, 2017
Get the turtle upmug. Snapping Turtle's Head
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
Get the Snapping Turtle's Headmug. by Sometimes. February 17, 2017
Get the poking turtlemug. if you do not know, this is for men only, this operation is directed by men, for men. if you do not know my fellow brethren, operation ninja turtle goes like this: we men for the past few years have been building an underground city, through the sewers, by chance if women disappear off the planet for 24 hours, we will take to the sewers and go to our secret sewer castle, that is all i have as of right now for info, i am not working on it, i am here to spread the news
yo, bro do you know about operation ninja turtles?
yeah, but stfu for now, we'll get in trouble for talking about it in public, and if a girl hears us, we're dead.
yeah, but stfu for now, we'll get in trouble for talking about it in public, and if a girl hears us, we're dead.
by kissuke urahare December 31, 2023
Get the operation ninja turtlesmug. The trademark of grandmothers everywhere. Sweet, chewy, and hard to eat with braces. Needs several napkins for consumption, as it's so delicious, it causes massive amounts of drool. Very fattening.
Jinny: Poor Leona couldn't fit into her expensive homecoming dress!
Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
by Elsbethromeo September 15, 2009
Get the Caramel Turtlemug.