Belgian waffle

A pathetic, disgustingly smelly, lonely cat lady- who is an anal slut who begs for it EVERYDAY on instagram

That lady, who smells like cat piss, is desperate for a dude, so she begs for anal; she's a 'Belgian waffle'!

by Sweet&cute April 23, 2018

cactus waffle

Something you call a guy that's being a dick.

Wow Andrew and Aidan are such Cactus Waffles !

by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014

wimbledon waffle maker

.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket

your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.

by rainbow pooping evil koala July 19, 2017

Waffle iron

Someone who likes hearing themselves talk. These people will waffle on and on about things they know nothing about. See also: gobshite

Did you hear Jimmy talking about the game? What an absolute waffle iron.

by anonymous November 9, 2020

TWAT WAFFLE

Someone who is a terrible person and shouldn't be allowed to deal with the general public

Man Dee is being a complete twat waffle today, I can't believe her attitude.

by MJomes November 24, 2022

throwing Waffle's balls

A phrase used when someone likes to jump ahead of others

Teacher:*When was the 16th pre-
Student 1: ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Student 2: Bro stop throwing Waffle's balls.

by anonymous January 27, 2023

Waffle Stomp

When you cant make it to the toilet while showering, so you just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

Guy 1: "I hit a waffle stomp the other day cause that burger I ate turned into a log the size of arizona and I couldn't hold it"

Guy 2: what in the actual fuck is wrong with you, man

by Cum dumpster megatron May 11, 2024