by InsaneUncleZane October 17, 2011
A California Uncle is a man who has previously had intimate relations with a woman; who has had a child by another man. A man is not a California Uncle until relations with the mother have concluded amicably
“Bro I’ll up later, I have to get a graduation present for my niece”
“Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”
“Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”
by Vittorio 415 September 25, 2021
Repetitive Boundary breaking.
Manipulative blame displacement.
Blatant disrespect.
Assumes everyone possesses his caliber of ignorance.
Manipulative blame displacement.
Blatant disrespect.
Assumes everyone possesses his caliber of ignorance.
by Sunshine4750 September 05, 2024
by Bañokazooie January 24, 2019
Most valuable uncle of Forest Lake, MN. He drives a white 2003 H2 Hummer. He looks like Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty.
by bigfoot889 June 02, 2017
by ronnieronronron November 20, 2024
when your friends uncle comes to you and says if you want sweets and you say yes so go into the car and he actually gives you sweets but secretly you wanted to get raped and get deeply resized by his 9 inch
jamie im so sad that jamie's uncle :' told me if i wanted sweets i agreed and he just gave me sweets and drove off :'
by sexy left toe December 15, 2019