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big headed turtle

Much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. The big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on Facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/homophobic/sexist while supporting racist/homophobic/sexist ideals. Enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.
This big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the Florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are "getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes."

Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."

My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."
by lolweird February 25, 2018
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turtle market

When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips when they should be. When bitcoin is in a slow moving trend while in the middle of a bull or bear market.
Everyone is just so bored with the news right now, Bitcoin is in a turtle market..
by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021
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Turtleing

A sexual act involving hemispheroid objects, such as turtles, bowls, helmets, etc. To turtle, the object is stuffed inside a woman's vagina (or anyone's anus)
Bitch#1: OMG Guy#1 and i were eating breakfast and after he finished his cereal he started turtleing me with his cereal bowl! It was so much fun!
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
by blōndĝinĝer February 24, 2011
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Turtle Head

when receiving oral sex and your partner is biting you.
“how was the head dude”
“man that bitch gave me turtle head”
by topchinaa August 3, 2019
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Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with.
A.k.a. Super tortuga
Useless Turtle sure can fuck up those enemies.
by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020
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Turtle Farm

To crap in a sink and fill it with water
Someone started a Turtle Farm in the sink at McDonalds
by JoeyAboney March 24, 2021
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Turtle

by Turtle champ June 19, 2019
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