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toastie-toastie

The level of toastieness your toast has been toasted.
Daaanggg Bertha, your toast is toastie-toastie.
by Toastie-toastie February 11, 2019
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Toast

Toast is a form of bread that has been browned by exposure to radiant heat. This browning is the result of a Maillard reaction altering the flavor of the bread and making it firmer so that it is easier to spread toppings on it. Toasting is a common method of making stale bread more palatable. Bread is often toasted using a toaster, but toaster ovens are also used. Though many types of bread can be toasted the most commonly used is "sliced bread", referring to bread that is already sliced and bagged upon purchase and may be white, brown, multigrain, etc.
by XamPopPow March 11, 2019
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Toasted Head

When you're really high (a.k.a. toasted) and get head.
Person One: Can I take another bong rip?
Person Two: Sure, but don't you have date later?
Person One: Yeah man, gonna get some toasted head.
by HeoQ March 12, 2019
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Toaster Sploogel

A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.
"Tony lost in Toaster Sploogel yesterday and his breath still smells like nut"
by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019
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Toaster

It's something that you plug in and FUCKING YEET AT YOUR SON IN THE BATH!!!
Jimmy:what are you doing?
Dad:don't worry I'm just giving you a toy*plugs in toaster*
Jimmy:what is it?
Dad:*yeets toaster*HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE
by FUCKINGBITCH4206969666 May 27, 2019
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Toastie

When a man doesn't have time to shave so he burns his pubes in the hopes of getting a blow job
I was in a rush and wanted some head so I asked if I could order a Toastie
by siggremlin June 3, 2019
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Toaster

An appliance used to heat up bread, or a weapon, used to heat up the situation.
1. Hey Jim, could you put some bread in the toaster?
2. Hey Jim, if you don't get that bread by Friday, you're gonna get a toaster pulled on you.
by Starwolf1464 June 19, 2019
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