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Max

A charming guy who seems nice at first, but don’t let that fool you. He is actually the most manipulative piece of shit you’ll ever meet. He pretends to be perfect in front of people but in the shadows, he’s a creepy possessive bastard who will continue to claw his way back into your life. Avoid at all costs!
Bro, Max just won't leave me alone!
by The ink demon June 3, 2019
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max contract

to sign a max is to never disappoint in bed.
by coll-in169 March 3, 2022
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Max

Is a fucking big C H U n g U S
Wow look at that max “a unit a big chungus
by MaxHater420 January 7, 2019
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Max

Max is funny, nice, and sporty. he will stand up for his friends and family.
max made a nice catch in football today
by anonymous February 2, 2021
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max

Max hebden has a microscopic penis, he enjoys sexual intercourse via the anus him and his loving family live on glass st if you see maxys house be sure to throw an egg that is what all by passes do to show there love and respect for max.

How to make sure you stay clear of max path
step1- avoid keillor rd and avoid Tayla and matea’s house
step2-stay away from maccas keillor rd were he is seen feasting every day
step3-look out for his drip his usual outfits contain his red trapstar hoodie and his black nike tech pants and he pairs it with his black tns
he’s a local CELEBRITY
person 1: “do you know max hebden?”
person 2:”nosh ofc ik max hebden his the fittest guy in Melbourne! and he runs the streets of essendon.”
by cutegirl293929 July 8, 2023
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Mansplain Max

Breath-takingly daring levels of Mansplaining. Way above and beyond regular mansplaining.

Examples: Mansplaining Vietnamese food to a Vietnamese girl. Mansplaining metal music to the owner of a metal bar. Straight mansplaining how to come out to a gay guy.
Someone tried to tell the yoga teacher she was doing it wrong - while he fell out of crow pose like 9 times.

Was it Nick?

Yeah, that guy is Mansplain Max
by Buakk November 21, 2019
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Max<33

Max<33 is so nice to hang out with. Funny to talk to and just talk to. They care for you and like the small things that you do for them. They would like everything about you as long as your truthful with them and nice. Never lie to Max because that's fucked. They can also find where you live etc. Max is just so lovely to have and just will make you feel better by them just talking to you. They're like a beautiful flower that is so beautiful and perfect. Max is just perfect and you'll never wanna lose them because they mean so much. More than words can describe they just make you be happy and make you feel love.
Max<33 es el amor de Jenifer
by bunni.jen April 27, 2022
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