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Thomas

This kid cannot take a joke.
This is a kid who literally acts like he's 10, and he can't take a joke! This kid literally gets mad over the craziest bamboozelry! Thomas is also a harasser who thinks he's cool because he got into all state for one year, the judges felt bad because he got an easy 10/10 on his autism test with flying colors!
Do you know that kid Thomas?
Yeah, I hate him.
Same, he's pretty retarded. Did you hear he was raping those three girls behind the street?
Damn!
by daanyboy552iloveminers December 16, 2023
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Best at theater in Montréal
He is thomas
by ANONYMOUS 12312317 December 18, 2023
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thomas the plank engine

a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently
some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:

akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2023
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Thomas

a thomas is a guy who is usually a dickhead until he gets to know you. He generally dates girls named: Caroline, Sara or naomi. He’s real annoying but will stick up for u if he is friends with u otherwise he’s just a stupid ass.
*Sees a dick drawn on the board *
Person: wow that’s a work of a thomas right there
by supm8te October 20, 2019
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Thomases are short, have freckles, somewhat funny, arrogant, and could make you smile. They are good friends, and are clueless when it comes to relationships.
Kid: "look at that short kid."
Me: "He's probably a Thomas."
by Yeet Spagheet October 21, 2019
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Thomas is the type of guy to take a girl out on a nice date, and then bring her home to then play krunker.io instead of laying down some pipe on the girl because he's a pro gamer, and also a pro christian activist, he believes not to to fuck until hes married.
thomas is such a pro gamer, he doesn't let anything get in the way of gaming, not even some pussy
by oldmacdonaldsd*ck October 22, 2019
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Thomas the man of all men with the smallest penis. Super attractive and funny but such a disappointment when he drops his drawers. Ladies feel bad for him to say the least. If you’re dating a Thomas just be prepared to not feel a thing.
Wow that “Thomas” sure has a small dick.
by Choo choo Thomas October 25, 2019
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