Devils teeter totter

The toilets at the office bathroom often share a common wall where all plumbing is contained. Occasionally, you can be sitting on a toilet, when you can hear a feint sound of a door shutting and being locked in the opposite sex’s bathroom. Then, as the opposite sex person sits on their toilet, you may feel your toilet raise up again to offset the weight of theirs on the other side of the wall. This is what is known as the devil’s teeter totter.

Listen to what happened to Billy. His boss ordered in enchiladas for Richard’s 50th birthday. Of course, that stuff needed to be evacuated within an hour. When he was shitting in the men’s room, that fat bitch Jackie went to take a shit also. She sat down, and the old devils teeter totter launched ole Bill 2 feet in the air.

by Kung fu Jim May 24, 2021

Dabbling with the devils leaves

An unnecessary/fancy way of saying you are smoking weed

"Hey Bobby what you up to?"

"Hey Dave, I'm just Dabbling with the devils leaves."

by CJRTheFirst August 20, 2023

The Devil is a Democrat

A phrase used by extreme-right religious activists to (literally) demonize the left.

The full quote is:

"God is not a Republican, but the Devil is a Democrat."

If you think that this is one of the stupidest things you've ever heard, even if "Republican" and "Democrat" were to be transposed, good job - you're a normal person.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2024

Devil mouth

Similar to devil dick but referring to oral. A mouth so good at sucking dick it has you wanting more.

Damn she's got a devil mouth, busted real quick!

by Zilla907 November 17, 2021

Devil school

1. A Haunted school
2. A school for grades 1st-2nd

1. My school is the Devil school

2. Are we Driving pass a Devil school?

by 459395 March 10, 2022

Devil's Nectar

Beer, lager, bier, pijiu. Anything that resembles urine, but is made of hops and malt. Best served from the clean taps in the MCC Blazer Bar, or anywhere in Pyongyang *sorry Canberra*.

Dazza: "Commercial real estate disputes sure has me craving a pint of the devil's nectar"

by Tiids November 23, 2021

Devil's watermark

A tattoo or branding on your body

oh you youngins keep getting the devil's watermark on yer bodies, you keep this up and you're gonna be in hell

by JoJofan498733162 February 7, 2023