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cold water

something that is best when drank at 3am
person 1: *drinking cold water at 3am*
by [insert letter spam here] December 10, 2021
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scalding cold

When it is really cold outside
Like it is scalding cold outside
by pnmnmorshshttkork February 4, 2025
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COLD DARK DISTURBANCE

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.

Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.

When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.

A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.

You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.

Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.

Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.

When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .

I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 15, 2021
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Stealth Cold

All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.
I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.
by SpeckledJim1917 April 16, 2014
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Barbados cold

Barbados cold is an ice cold drink poured over ice so that it is as cold as possible. Nothing better.
by Dave from Fulham July 28, 2025
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cold syrup

"Cold Syrup" is a synonym for water. Often used in memes.
Man 1: Hey man, you got some cold syrup?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You know, water.
by Epochie February 14, 2018
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Cold Frosty Doggy

When a man is performing doggy style sex on an attractive woman but can't orgasm because it's too cold. Enjoyable for woman while she absorbs all warmth.
My girl got six hours of cold frosty doggy, now she's happy but I have pneumonia.
by RideBigPony August 2, 2024
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