took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.

That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.

by NorseStar November 9, 2022

Michael Jackson phenomenon

the Michael Jackson phenomenon is when a person does Michael Jackson's signature "HEE HEE" and every nearby human mimics this sound

Person 1: Have you heard of the Michael Jackson phenomenon?
Person 2: Michael Jackson? You mean the guy that goes HEE HEE
everyone: HEE HEE

by AviAviGoat May 11, 2022

jackson stover

a guy who isn’t scared of chuckles aka charlie charlie

jackson stover is a badass

by jackmaballs March 12, 2021

Jackson Lester

A strange man that loves piss. He loves it everywhere. On his chest, in his mouth, in his butt,etc.

Jackson Lester loves piss in his mouth

by Jackson Lester Piss lover August 28, 2021

Jackson Day

Friday, March 8th, is national Jackson Perry day. It is a day where you find the closest guy named Jackson Perry and let him give you the best head you’ve ever received in your life.

“I can’t wait to get head from my boyfriend since it’s national Jackson Day”

by JamesTreffer923 March 5, 2024

jackson

usually has a crush on someone named brooke

"jackson is always staring at brooke"

by helpmepls7389439034809 June 1, 2022

Jackson

Jackson is the coolest kid on the block. You'll usually see him lurking at the tweakers-only park with his half-breed boyfriend, Which sounds repulsive, however, they ALWAYS have the newest scooters, so they're allowed to be in our friend group, but we don't USUALLY accept his kind. If you see TWEAK in a porta potty, you know who was there, Jackson!

1: Who is that weird kid?

2: Tf thats Jackson wym

by deviouslickylickooh September 25, 2022