Cunt Critters

Bugs around a vagina, like crabs.

I would never bang that girl. Shes been with so many guys that she probably has cunt critters.

by Nick427 October 11, 2009

cunt

C-U-N-T
Word used for people who Can't Understand Normal Thinking!!

What the fuck did I just tell you???? What are you, a CUNT?!?!!?

by Shadow_Rider March 19, 2008

baby cunt

Term used for a freshman girl or younger whose vagina has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup. Their goal is to have an STD and baby by the end of their freshman year.

See: skank

If you're a senior and she's 14 or younger and screwed your best friend, she's a baby cunt bro.

by The cocksman November 27, 2014

fuckasaurus cunt

Very similar to the fuckasaurus rex but much more of a cunt. An old, sexually active twat.

You fucking fuckasaurus cunt!

by tapman kitchenklub October 21, 2010

Cunt Knocker

One who has sex with his/her ex's best friend a week after the break up.

Dakota's favorite word.

A random word to describe someone being an asshole.

You are a fucking cunt knocker!

by Shenanigans817 January 16, 2009

cunt wrangler

A middleman who serves as an intermediary between a prostitute and a man, woman, couple or group desiring sex; a procurer; a pimp.

"They say Snoop Dogg wuz a cunt wrangler before he crack the music industry."

"Say what?"

"He deal in crack before rap!"

by Sloe Pimp January 2, 2008

Dumbo-Cunt

When the vagina's lips are so large that they resemble elephant ears.

"So when I went to go down on her, I saw these giant pussy lips. I swear, this bitch had the worst case of dumb-cunt I've ever seen!"

Judy was self-conscious to be seen naked with the lights on, for she knew Frank would be repulsed by her enormous dumbo-cunt.

by The Angry Penguin February 2, 2009