Colombian rain shower

To drink a lot of coffee before engaging in the sexual act of peeing on your partner

I love the smell of coffee in the morning...after a colombian rain shower

by Sslimings September 12, 2018

Guantanamo Golden Shower

The act of laying someone down on their back on a surface slightly inclined towards their head, putting a rag over their face, then taking a hot piss on the rag; effectively waterboarding but with piss

Damn she pisses hard as fuck, I'd love to get a Guantanamo golden shower from her!

by Acab1312ftp April 5, 2022

piss golden showers

WHen you piss on someone and ur pee is yellow

John wanted to Piss Golden showers on Meg, despite telling him she is not into his piss kink

by Waifuwars October 28, 2020

Canadian Brown Shower

When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.

"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."

by Hasasha May 13, 2023

I shit in the shower

An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass

"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"

"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"

by bruhmoment12 July 16, 2021

Sticky shower of shame

This occurs when one is attending a Victoria's Secret fashion show and is sat in the back row. They get a bit carried away, and have to let it out. This is released onto the row in front, and it is this action that is a 'sticky shower of shame'.

Guy 1: I think that guy just had a sticky shower of shame.
Guy 2: Damn, I hope he can clean up.

by NUGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET October 25, 2014

three-point shower

A brief shower designed to clean the two armpits and the genital region--hence, a three point shower.

Given that he was late for his date, he opted for a three-point shower so that he'd at least smell nice and be presentable.

by JeremyNeo June 9, 2016