take a hot shower

a phrase used to tell someone they aren’t horny enough

“bro, take a hot shower”

by grandma sweater June 3, 2022

German Fan Shower

German Fan Shower; When the dominant male stands behind a generic fan, which is blowing at it's highest settings. The female is kneeing down in front of the fan as the male jizzes straight into the fan blades, showering the females face and seeps into her scalp.

Dominant Male "Hey baby!, wanna do German Fan Shower tonight?".

Female " Yeah baby!, get me moist right in the face!".

by KinkyFuck August 28, 2016

I shit in the shower

An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass

"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"

"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"

by bruhmoment12 July 16, 2021

Sticky shower of shame

This occurs when one is attending a Victoria's Secret fashion show and is sat in the back row. They get a bit carried away, and have to let it out. This is released onto the row in front, and it is this action that is a 'sticky shower of shame'.

Guy 1: I think that guy just had a sticky shower of shame.
Guy 2: Damn, I hope he can clean up.

by NUGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET October 25, 2014

Canadian Brown Shower

When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.

"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."

by Hasasha May 13, 2023

three-point shower

A brief shower designed to clean the two armpits and the genital region--hence, a three point shower.

Given that he was late for his date, he opted for a three-point shower so that he'd at least smell nice and be presentable.

by JeremyNeo June 9, 2016

shot n shower

"Shot n Shower: A social and humanitarian practice targeted specifically at the straight homeless population. An individual extends a dual offering of a shot of ice or fetty medication via syringe and a shower, aiming to provide immediate physical relief and improved hygiene. While the act is framed as a compassionate endeavor to uplift someone's circumstances, it has an ulterior motive of becoming intimately involved with the recipient. Though criticized by some as taking advantage of a vulnerable population, proponents argue that it can serve as a stepping stone for deeper, mutually beneficial relationships.

"Gay Bob went out looking to perform a Shot n Shower after striking out on Grindr, drawing both admiration and scrutiny for his complex blend of altruism and personal motives."

by Robertschneider3 September 4, 2023