piss golden showers

WHen you piss on someone and ur pee is yellow

John wanted to Piss Golden showers on Meg, despite telling him she is not into his piss kink

by Waifuwars October 28, 2020

couples baby shower

A baby shower where men are encouraged to attend, usually at the insistance of and with their significant other.

A phrase used to convince men that their attendance at a baby shower is expected or somehow a normal practice.

Note: This orgin of this phrase was traced to "O" magazine. Apparenlty, the author suggested the term's use to force men to attend these traditionally "women only" events during hunting or football season.

Oh honey, come to the baby shower! Look the invite says its a couples baby shower.

by Not tcope September 25, 2013

Canadian Brown Shower

When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.

"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."

by Hasasha May 13, 2023

New York Shower

Walking/standing in the streets of NYC and having water from the back of ACs from floors above you that aren't properly draining drip onto you, leaving you confused, angry, and slightly disgusted.

"I was waiting for my chop cheese outside the bodega cause it got mad crowded and the whole time that bitch neighbor's AC was giving me and my girl a New York Shower. Mad disgusting."

Non-resident: What the fuck--it's not raining. Where's this water coming from?

New Yorker: You just got a New York Shower, kid.

by hustletoast September 20, 2021

I shit in the shower

An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass

"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"

"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"

by bruhmoment12 July 16, 2021

Czech Golden Shower

When a scorpion machine pistol runs out of ammo before the brass hits the ground.

Vlad gave Ivan a Czech golden shower on the firing range

by dontaskmynameyouahold November 17, 2022

czech golden shower

A 20 Round full auto mag dump from a VZ-61 where the 1st ejected case does not hit the ground until the bolt locks back due to the weapons high cyclic rate. Note: This only makes sense with nice brass case ammo.

Comrade, I have given the enemy of the state the czech golden shower.
Your comrade: Ah excellent. The gulags are full from all the disinformation spreaders anyways. He won't recover from a 20 round mag of .32 acp.

by Twitter User #489321798473892 November 17, 2022