wrinkle pickle

an old man's shaft, relatively wrinkly and difficult to erect

Jessica: "Your sugar daddy has a wrinkle pickle"
Brittney: "OMG! How did you know?"
Jessica: "All sugar daddies have that silly"

by Ry_Ryy February 2, 2022

Pickle High

When somebody/something has annoyed you

"Sis you ok?"

"Naaa you got my pickle high"

by SH123456 July 13, 2021

Fondle my pickle

Used when a man describes the devious things his son did to him in Spain many moons ago.

Rory! Fondle my pickle like you used to in the good ol’ days!

by QueeferAngus73 July 2, 2023

Pickle

Verb: to fuck

I would pickle that patient if JHACO would let me.

by Kevgene July 10, 2019

pickle swap

When you cut off your pickle and give it to someone else

Do you want to pickle swap with me

by Vol4life08 December 3, 2020

The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck

When something is the most absolutely awful, rotten thing in the whole entire universe, it is "The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck"

Dude! Last night I dropped 2 large on hookers and blow, and when I got outta the shower that snatch was gone with my cash AND my stash!

Damn dawg, that's The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck!

by LittleLiggyLovedahl May 2, 2011

pickle in a hat

A really epic moment, but no one is there to witness it with you.

"Hey bro, I had this really pickle in a hat moment yesterday, but no one was around."

"I'm sorry, bro."

by koravel October 20, 2013