poo pounding

Fucking fantastic also known as anal sex

I want you in me so bad will you poo pound me I love poo pounding

by 35HZ32PA April 5, 2017

Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.

I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!

by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021

cranky poo

when you’re trying to poop but your ass refuses to let the poop come out. won’t even peek its head out

hey honey, just had a very cranky poo. must of woke up on the wrong side of the bed

by chapo g July 8, 2019

Poo-nipulator

Any person or animal that uses the action or excuse of “I have to go to the bathroom” as a delaying tactic to get out of helping someone or doing something that they don’t want to do.

My kid is a poo-nipulator when it comes time to help pick up toys.

by #1HMFIC March 12, 2022

Poo Minstrels

When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.

Guess what guys? I just laid down some excellent Poo Minstrels!

by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011

Santa pooed

To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.

Charlie went on dude bros roof and Santa pooed that old mans flaming fire so hard!

by Pooploverforever January 30, 2019

poo pellet

Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun

Mum I had little poo pellets when I when to the toilet to day

by Colleens corner July 26, 2017