noah has a gf and he’s in love with her so don’t come near him because she will cut your fingers off.
person 1 “ouu imma make a move on noah”
person 2 “i wouldn’t do that his gf will make you eat your fingers”
person 2 “i wouldn’t do that his gf will make you eat your fingers”
by lovelymonkey2890 April 27, 2024
Get the noahmug. by Meatlugdragob February 2, 2024
Get the Noah’s Slock Dragonmug. by No Fries March 24, 2025
Get the Noahmug. Noah will beat you at any and all games, puzzle lovers at their core. Noah’s are 100% made out of water and good vibes. Noah’s always have the coolest things like uwu bottles. Noah’s are the nicest mean people you’ll ever meet.
by Nyalien February 2, 2024
Get the Noahmug. Noah's can either be the hottest most beautiful looking strong men in the world, or some of the most violent and terroristic individuals on the skin of the Earth. On one hand, Noah's on the former half of the Noah-Spectrum are trusting, kind, unwilling to fail you and devoted to you and the rest of your future with him. On the other hand, Noah's on the latter half of the spectrum are also trusting and kind and unwilling to fail you but proceed to do so in aggressive and violent ways, settling disputes with his enemies with knuckle sandwiches and pipes to the cranium. If you stumble across this kind of Noah mid fight, expect him to immediately turn around and attack you as a result of him, in a similar manner to a cat, being unable to recognize what IS and ISN'T a threat. The former Noah's conduct themselves, keep things colorful but aren't afraid to tell you what's gonna happen when things don't go your way or his way. The latter's conduct is professional and keeps to themselves, only unleashing the rage within when they deem it necessary, but for this kind it's more often expulsed as a hyperactive, more joyous side that people fawn for. Either way, get a Noah in your life, the former will treat you like the lady you are and the latter will treat you with respect, animosity sometimes and a profound sense of love to you. But he'll probably end up biting you but then again you might enjoy it depending on "where" he bites~
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Noah at the basketball court today?
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!
by mugger3948 July 7, 2024
Get the Noahmug. 
Get the Noahmug. by immastearyouman April 29, 2020
Get the Noahmug.