A highly sarcastic phrase and obvious oxymoron, employed in hilarious mockery of the compulsively overcompensating, preposterously petite, inherently effeminate and doubtlessly delusional mental (and physical) midget universally loathed as the manlet. Additionally it represents the perfect example of peak manlet cope. Inflicted with catastrophic levels of manletism, brimming with manlet rage and having for decades nurtured the ironically colossal Napoleon complex that is ever-present inside of his pea-brained skull, the low IQ manlet is amusingly unable to see the biting satire implicit in the devastatingly depreciating description of himself as a Short King. Because it went over his tiny, little head. Ignorance is bliss. And so the silly manlet, moronically mesmerized by his manletism-induced delusions of grandeur, fails to realize that the whole world is backhandedly calling him a manlet all the time, until it finally dawns on him that Short King and manlet are synonymous and that there is no such thing as a Short King.
Manmore 1: Lol, why is that desperate and diminutive little manlet boy laboriously dragging around that stolen garden gnome over there? Manmore 2: It must be dwarven date night. Apparently the Short King has finally found his Prince Charming. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 1, 2024
Get the Short King mug."Short King (noun): A vertically challenged individual who may not reach great heights (182 cm), but they've mastered the art of standing tall in life's little victories. Like pocket-sized superheroes, Short Kings bring their unique flair to the world, offering the perfect armrest for tall friends and the undeniable charisma of a fun-sized dynamo. Short Kings are proof that great things come in small packages.
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Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
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Get the short back and shite mug.Short stack is a short tempered midget that likes to go home after a long day at school and touch himself to pictures of his younger cousin he loves to rub his clit with a tellitubby doll and makes little moaning noises while he does it, he usually does it until his parents come home and lets them walk into his room to catch him when they do he shouts "Yahtzee" and cums all over his mum's face she screams but secretly enjoys it and then his miso walks in and wets herself at the site of it all then he jumps up on all fours and screeches as he jumps out of a window and runs off into the night completely naked
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