by Golden Wind fan June 27, 2021

Hunk of the south east
by Nimsayh February 6, 2021

Dude was a tire kicker, basically a Mike Cummins, tired of these poors asking about things they can't afford!
by NotPoor January 22, 2021

Chad's alter ego.
Frederick: Hey Chad, is there any nicknames you have ever given yourself?
Chad: Yeah, Mike Ropenis.
Frederick: Oh, cool. I see. Mike, as in the greatest name in the planet, and Ropenis, as in Rope- nis (Rope Nice). I, too also enjoy a fine rope.
Chad: They closed the Epstein case. We must hang all responsible.
Frederick: But Epstein's already dead.
Chad: ...
Chad: Yeah, Mike Ropenis.
Frederick: Oh, cool. I see. Mike, as in the greatest name in the planet, and Ropenis, as in Rope- nis (Rope Nice). I, too also enjoy a fine rope.
Chad: They closed the Epstein case. We must hang all responsible.
Frederick: But Epstein's already dead.
Chad: ...
by yungthotslayer_29 September 7, 2019

Short for Michael in many cultures.
This person is the most common friend to have in multiples for people born in the 1980's through early 1990's due to the extremely high popularity of the name in that era. People in this age group know so many Mikes that they confuse others and themselves frequently in conversation without establishing systems of differentiation. A Mike can be the best and most loyal friend with great personal hygiene and cleanliness skills to match their natural charm. Not all Mikes are created equal.
This person is the most common friend to have in multiples for people born in the 1980's through early 1990's due to the extremely high popularity of the name in that era. People in this age group know so many Mikes that they confuse others and themselves frequently in conversation without establishing systems of differentiation. A Mike can be the best and most loyal friend with great personal hygiene and cleanliness skills to match their natural charm. Not all Mikes are created equal.
by NickEffinB May 30, 2025

Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.
by GregNelson29 May 21, 2023

by Neutral Nandy July 5, 2017
