Mike Aragon

An egotistical narcissist that does nothing but think about himself

Mike Aragon is the biggest asshole anyone will ever know

by Qspy May 16, 2021

aww mike

When a gay man doesn’t want to curse but wants to swear allegiance to te empire

Person 1: *hits person 2*
Person2: aww Mike! That Miken hurt

by LooongDickPapi May 14, 2018

Mike Ags

When you say you'll show up but end up cancelling at the last minute, usually without telling anyone

Ah damn he pulled a Mike Ags on us again

by Krross July 4, 2021

mike v

(v) the act of having sex for less than 3 minutes in an auditorium bathroom.

Kid: "Teacher can I use the restroom"
Teacher: "As long as you don't mike v. That is not school appropriate."

by Gobestar September 8, 2016

Miked

When someone rudely hijacks a conversation out of nowhere and changes the topic.

I was having a conversation with John C about work and Mike H came in and Miked the shit out of my conversation..

by Warrdick August 7, 2025

Mike Snyder

Hottest man alive

Girl:Hey “Who’s that guy Mike snyder?”
Response:“Only the hottest man alive”

by Bribrilovesyousomuch October 9, 2022

Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants

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Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025