A Mexican backhand is when you are having deep, hard fingering and he takes his whole hand and shoves it up your vagina! Then he slaps his hand around inside of you as if he is high-fiving your vagina lips and more! Feel free to investigate inside of her:D
Guy: Hey sexy whore, I heard about this new sex move called the Mexican Backhand. You wanna' try it out at my place?
Girl:HELL YEAH! Doesn't that mean you get to slap around in my vagina?! LET'S DO IT!!!
Girl:HELL YEAH! Doesn't that mean you get to slap around in my vagina?! LET'S DO IT!!!
by Sexual_Llama:D March 5, 2011
Get the Mexican Backhand mug.An excessively disgusting female genital area covered by swarms of STD-caused warts, callouses, lesions, rashes, oozing cysts, etc.
by szero April 26, 2004
Get the mexican pizza mug.An awkward mustache a boy gets during puberty. It only shows up if it's unshaven for a matter of time. It's almost like the adolescent version of a 70's porno mustache, but barely there.
"Yo, look at Jacob. He's grown up, he's getting taller and i also see him rocking the Mexican Showdown."
"Haha, Tim. You're a dick."
"Haha, Tim. You're a dick."
by thedeejaybogus:D April 21, 2010
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A Mexican Bounty is used to describe the pair of craziest ass cheeks or boobs, can by any shape or size, but usually odd and rather unattractive.
Once seen by another person, usually followed by the sentence 'Ay Ay Ay! Mexican Bounties!'
A Mexican Bounty is used to describe the pair of craziest ass cheeks or boobs, can by any shape or size, but usually odd and rather unattractive.
Once seen by another person, usually followed by the sentence 'Ay Ay Ay! Mexican Bounties!'
Fredrick: How did your date go last night?
Jiminy: Awful, she had Mexican Bounties.
Harold: Did you check out that chick last night, she was working those jeans.
Muhammed: Ah no no, I hit that, she was a pure Mexican Bounty breed.
Jiminy: Awful, she had Mexican Bounties.
Harold: Did you check out that chick last night, she was working those jeans.
Muhammed: Ah no no, I hit that, she was a pure Mexican Bounty breed.
by Mexican Bubble. December 15, 2009
Get the Mexican Bounty mug.A not so nice term for the Mexicans from regions like Oaxaca, usually very short. Can also refer to Guatamalans, who are not Mexican at all but often resemble Mexicans from bordering areas.
by Johnny Kanaka November 25, 2016
Get the Jungle Mexican mug.When two dudes stare into each other’s eyes while jerking off frantically; the person that cums last has to lick the other persons cum off the floor.
David: I played Mexican Standoff with Jared yesterday and he lost!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!
by bitchlasagna November 15, 2017
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The female period blood is representative of salsa, a typical dish with Latin origins which is included in omelettes in that culture. The omelette is of course the eggs from the ovaries that are flushed out of the vaginal canal during shark week (the only decent thing the discovery channel has done in years)
The female period blood is representative of salsa, a typical dish with Latin origins which is included in omelettes in that culture. The omelette is of course the eggs from the ovaries that are flushed out of the vaginal canal during shark week (the only decent thing the discovery channel has done in years)
"Yo, Jeff, you go down on your girl last night?"
"Yeah, but she was in the middle of her shark week so I gave her a Mexican omelette."
"Yeah, but she was in the middle of her shark week so I gave her a Mexican omelette."
by Ratherbeinspace January 12, 2017
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