grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

devious lick

A devious lick is a trend where high schoolers with a gpa under 0.70 steal somthing from somewhere at anytime. Little do they know one day they will get caught and face serious consequences.

"Hey bro wyd" "I just hit a devious lick on the teacher he'll never know!!"

by anonymous September 15, 2021

Salt Lick

A term used by the rhinoceros community meaning to do bath salts.

Freak rhino: boi im botta go for a salt lick.
Jingledon: gimme some eejit before i tie you to a vending machine.
Freak rhino: bomboclat!

by Smuffluffis Jandark July 14, 2025

lake lick-a-[snatch]y

Clever way to say someone is a lesbian.

I think she's been hanging out at Lake Lick-A-Snatchy

by Jimmy Pete August 9, 2009

Bald licking

Licking the bald spot

I want to bald licking Danny bald spot he's so fuckabke

by Adk47 August 25, 2018

Licking

A number of lesbians, greater than 3 in a gathering. Similar to a murder of crows, colony of beavers, or a mob of kangaroo.

I was in line behind a licking of lesbians to see Lady GaGa.

by Rubiman05 July 19, 2024

Devious Lick

An internet trend where you steal an item for the purpose of posting online for clout.

I caught the most devious lick the other day.

by SusMan4772 September 26, 2021