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Karen-to-be

A young female, usually 30 or under, who is already practicing being offended by jokes and getting mad over nothing online so that she will one day master the art of being triggered in public. Usually in the early stages of gaining an excessive amount of weight, trimming their hair short, maintaining virgin status, blaming men for everything, and playing the victim card when they realize they are wrong in an argument. These females have already surpassed the point of downvoting anything that triggers them online as well as having pre-programmed terminology that comes out of their mouth at least once per hour such as “bigot”, “small dick energy”, and “ok boomer”.
Short-haired fat chick: JUST BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN EQUALITY DOESNT MEAN YOU NEED TO BRING YOUR SMALL DICK ENERGY IN HERE BIGOT!!!!
Store Employee: Ma’am that’s just the price. I don’t make the prices. I just work here.

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Short-haired fat chick: YA OK BOOMER
Store Employee: Ma’am I’m 16. (Whispers: man, what a Karen-to-be)
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023
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KAREN

Boy: yo you know Karen?
Other boy: yea she’s a bitch
by callmedaddy1 January 11, 2019
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Karen

An older woman who behaves like an older man.
Barista 1: Ugh this old lady wants me to remake her drink order because I accidentally used soy instead of almond milk.
Barista 2: She should just shut up and accept it. What a Karen.
by clevername October 18, 2020
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Karen

a person who likes to beat people up ( bronson)
dont be a karen they like to beat people up
by kjhgfdfdsszx October 6, 2020
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Karate Karen

Karate Karen a Middle Aged old women who fights online in chat rooms
That Karate Karen Is trolling on chat hour again
by VileGay September 21, 2023
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Karen

A thoughtful woman, who always looks out for others her and helps those in need. She is cultured, sophisticated, and great company. Being in the company of a Karen is always a treat, so count yourself lucky if you work with one!
"Everyone's been miserable since Karen left. Work just isn't the same without her!"

"Life is nothing but bleak without a Karen in it".

"I once dated a Karen and she was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. Letting her go was the most foolish thing I have ever done!"

"If I could choose just one person to have as a dinner guest, it would have to be a Karen. She would bring such sophistication and intelligence to the evening."

"Everyone needs a Karen in their life. She always knows what's best and will guide you down the right path."
by Mystery complimenter December 8, 2021
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Male Karen

A man who refuses to mind his own business. Always worried about things that don't affect them whatsoever. Will even make up lies in hopes of trouble about a person who doesn't even ever communicate with them.
Robert Scott, a man in his 50's who works at a battery factory and often finds pleasure from objects in the anus, loves to snitch on people who don't associate with him. He often wants pleasure from other men in there 50's. Missing all of his teeth from the absurd amount of erect penis he has had in his mouth. Wow what a male Karen!
by Anonymousx2144 March 23, 2025
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