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jordan prehn

Very sweet guy always treats people good but don't mistake him for his sweetness and you treat him with disrespect and his surprise you. #Sexyguy #largecock #toughasiron #hardworker #knowshowtofuck #willfuckyouup
Jordan Prehn will make you squirt !
by &bria December 18, 2016
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Jordan

Like the river, long and gangly. A Jordan is a Humanoid that can be heard amongst Gyms listening to the heaviest of metal while screaming "lightweight" and random passers by and releasing toxic fumes to deter predators, often making them uncomfortable and forcing them to leave the area they're training in. This gives the Jordan a larger area to train in where he boasts about doing Squats and never missing leg day, although his legs still look very "meh".
I was training over in the free weights but then this guy dropped a protein fart like an absolute Jordan.
by FSGremlin February 26, 2021
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JORDAN

MY MAN HE IS SO FIND I JUST WANNA RIDE HIS DICK UNTIL HE MOAN MY NAME OUT FR
Jordan is so sweet i want him to fuck me
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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Jordan

A mother frecking JIT
Jordan is a jiiiiiittttt
by Urmomisgay444 December 17, 2019
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Jordan

A piece of shit that does anything to get what he wants.
by lingergirl November 24, 2021
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Jordan

a person with a overly massive GYATT, so big they cant fit it in a chair
when joey sits down he gets taller

he is a jordan
by anonymous June 18, 2024
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the jordan effect

when u beef with jordan ur ass becomes soggier than EVER
soggy butt: "omg why ppl sayin my ass is soggier than ever?"
me: "thats the jordan effect for ya, soggy ass bitch"
by elisamariaaaaa December 2, 2023
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