John Kuhning

Verb. When someone doesn't want to do their job at work and has someone else do it for them.

That son of a bitch just tried John Kuhning me on that plugged up toilet. I guess it ain't gonna plunge itself.

by Gottapee May 28, 2021

John tanner

Smelly kid who jacks off to teachers.

John Tanner stop

by The def master November 6, 2019

John JC

The real one my g

John Jc is da real brudda

by Fantasy14 September 6, 2019

John Mccain

Slang for Cocaine

He say he want that white, that John Mccain

by StreetsOnLock June 13, 2018

chuff the john

When you go into the middle school bathroom to take a fat rip off your nic stick

“I’m gonna be a little late, I gotta go chuff the John “
“Yo did you hear Jake got caught Chuffing his John at school?”

by Gubson6969 May 1, 2019

John Hines

The fastest dude on the mf planet. Also the best flipper and break dancer around

Tom: you see that kid running
Bob: Who?

Tom: Nevermind he's already down the street
Bob: Oh it must be John Hines

by Shaquille_Oatmealllll9292 December 21, 2019

john krasinski

dilf. literally the hottest grown man on the planet. like bro. he’d still be a dilf even if he was my actual father

me asf: john krasinski could literally wreck me

my smart friend: yo asf😍🤘

by charleystarr2025 July 26, 2021