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The stupid kid who won't stop eating the fuckin sugar!!!!
Johny
Du du du, du du du du, Johny
Du du du, du du du du, Johny
Du du du, du du du du, yes Papa?

Eating?
Du du du, du du du du, eating
Du du du, du du du du, eating
Du du du, du du du du, eating sugar?

No no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no, papa

Telling?
Le le le, le le le lies, telling
Le le le, le le le lies, telling
Le le le, le le le lies, telling lies?

No no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no, papa

Open
Du du du, du du du du, open
Du du du, du du du du, open
Du du du, du du du du, open your mouth

Ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha

Johny
Du du du, du du du du, Johny
Du du du, du du du du, Johny
Du du du, du du du du, yes Papa?

Eating?
Du du du, du du du du, eating
Du du du, du du du du, eating
Du du du, du du du du, lollipop?

No no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no, papa

Telling?
Le le le, le le le lies, telling
Le le le, le le le lies, telling
Le le le, le le le lies, telling lies?

No no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no, papa

Open
Du du du, du du du du, open
Du du du, du du du du, open
Du du du, du du du du, open your mouth

Ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha
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A stupid boy, who wastes his time pooping
"Oh, look Jonny is on the toilet again"
Jonny by Walkerboi October 26, 2018
man jonny has such a little doodle.

yeah.
he has a vag,
jonny by trennalised March 3, 2008
Martin Johnson. Quite simply the best rugby player, like ever.

Led Leicester to five consecutive league wins, and back-to-back Heineken cups.

84 England caps, 39 as captain. Only lost 5 games as captain.

8 Caps for the British Lions on three tours (1993, 1997, 2001), and the only man to have captained them on two tours, (1997 & 2001).

Should have been voted BBC sports personality of the year winner in 2003 but public voted for glamour boy Wilko instead of gruntman.
Johnno was the best.
Johnno by Lester Tiger December 3, 2006

the johnner 

Formally known as Johnstown, the hometown of The Johnners, is easily the best part of Navan. All year round there’s good buzz at Super, over The Hill, Gypo’s Wall, the back of Energie, the IDA, but the best part by far is the Garda chases. You simply cannot be satisfied with life until you’ve been in The Johnner. The best bonfire every year is always in The Johnner.
the johnner by Sfveujv October 20, 2017
A jerk-muffin-head who you think you can trust but it turns out he is a jerk-muffin-head and then goes and dumps you for a girl that he dates for two days and then breaks up with. Also, he may tell all your secrets and ruin your life so don't tell him any of your secrets.
girl1: hey how are you and jonny?
girl2: if you ever say that name again i will shoot a baby in the face.
Jonny by Lfe September 29, 2009
A drunk asshole who gets pulled over at 108 mph and loses his job all over his ex gf
Don't be a Johnnie
Johnnie by Cheeko February 10, 2017