John lennon

the dummy thick beetle that was actually a pimp but shot by the gangsta harry duffy

john lennon is thicc

by hasbulladagoat426 August 1, 2022

The John Horton

A man with a beard of fire that will knuckle fuck your cocksucker into oblivion. He will claim your woman with his absolutely average penis

The John Horton knuckle fucked my cocksucker and fucked my wife

by Longishdong August 11, 2021

John Wayned

John Wayned is when she has been done so hard she is walking like a cowboy that's just spent three months out on the trail on the worlds biggest saddle!

Q: "Hey Stacey, why are you walking like that? "

A: "Mat John Wayned me last night!"

by D3adsy182 January 28, 2017

John Hamilton’ed

To get super drunk / binge drink. The opposite of getting Benjamin Franklin’ed

Oh, FUCK BUD! It’s time to get John Hamilton’ed tonight!

by Shansterbrian December 26, 2020

john jiro

a fucking jungle asian 👴🏿

man that john jiro guy’s name was made from his parent’s cough 👨🏿 🦲

by jungle asian mom May 28, 2019

John tanner

Smelly kid who jacks off to teachers.

John Tanner stop

by The def master November 6, 2019

John Mccain

Slang for Cocaine

He say he want that white, that John Mccain

by StreetsOnLock June 13, 2018