A jaron is a peron, typically of the male gender, that has an unhealthy fascination in the art of mocking individuals and making them mad. Jarons also enjoy playing terribly colossal amounts of the Halo games, Call of Duty games, and other lame games. Why? Because Jarons have nothing better to do, except for maybe fap off. No one really likes Jarons, except for their significant others, who are often irritated by the amount of porn that Jarons watch. They are often excited by Batman and Power Rangers, and like to participate in awkward sexual acts involving the fetishes of Batman and Power Rangers.
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Usually gets his drugs from Jose in the back corner of the McDonalds.
Usually gets his drugs from Jose in the back corner of the McDonalds.
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girl 1: holy shit this lanky fuck wouldn’t stop looking at me in the club so i gave him a pity fuck and oh my god! his cock was non existent, i had to use tweezers and a microscope in order to jack him off, he nutted within 3 seconds of the jacking too!!
girl 2: ohhhh that guy, was his name Jaxon by any chance?
girl 2: ohhhh that guy, was his name Jaxon by any chance?
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is that who i think it is, jaton
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